"The awesome full-length leather coat which Emily wore for the Matrix inspired 'Gamer Girl' photos (as featured on Bouff.tv) is now up for grabs on eBay! Emily has personally signed the coat inside the lining at the bottom and we're also including a superb glossy 8" x 10" photo of Emily wearing the coat with the auction. This is the first in a series of regular official Bouff.tv auctions that we will be running this year so keep an eye on this eBay address to see what's available."
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Each post .02% worse than the last. SUPER MONKEY BALL ISLAND -- FIRST SCREENS THE TIMELINE HAS BEEN DISRUPTED! WHAT ARE THESE STUPID FUCKING FUCKS DOING WITH THE... NEW VIRTUA TENNIS 3 IMAGES, PUBLIC UNVEILING ANNOU... SEGA'S HOMESTAR PLANETARIUM -- REVIEWED! DOA 4 UK RELEASE DATE CONFIRMED SEX ADVICE, WITH GRADIUS PORTABLE ON PSP ARE MOBILE PHONE GAMES ANY GOOD YET?
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
But I can't afford it! And I really want to wear it, and touch myself. And take copy photo's of me looking just like her! But ginger, and distinctly laking in the breast department.
I really should leave my house more often.
As an additional bonus Emily has personally written a message inside the coat on the lining at the bottom! The message reads "Bouff Wazzed 'Ere - Love your lil' Gamer Girl x"
Now, where I come from, wazzed means pissed. So it looks like it's an auction for a piss-soaked rag of a coat. Which implies it should be on QXL surely?
Come and enjoy my unhinged Animal Crossing Life
It's like ukr's Animal Crossing but not funny.
Funnily enough, where I come from it means masturbated...
You can download vids on "Kazaa-Lite" or her web site. Get the long clip with bits from all her a...a...more nasty and outrageous vids. It's a real trip! One moment she is welding a rocket firing weapon from hell and the next she she is stabbing herself w/blood squirting everywhere. Oh yeh to top it off the sex machine clip is wicked and funny.
Note: The band that did her theme song is "Machinae Supremacy" a band from Sweden with a lead guitarist of rare talent and Sid Riff Fic metal hands.