It's a knob-twisting test of strength, like those mammoth, three-hour Friday night wanking sessions. So much for Nintendo and its "new" ideas - SEGA was licensing this kind of interactive game shit back in 1947. We would really like to see a working Perfumatic too.
The man who sent this in also found a very good painting of Sonic The Hedgehog on the wall of an arcade in Ilfracombe. We're saving that for a separate update, as it's such an amazing image it's going to require some thought.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONY: "SELLING FEWER PS3S IS GREAT NEWS!" SEGA EUROPE HAS A FLICKR ACCOUNT METAL GEAR SOLID GAY SEX SHAME THE CLOTHES PEOPLE WORE IN 1993 WE HAVE OFFICIALLY APPOINTED A NEW ENEMY SEGA BOOTH GIRL PHOTOS FROM THE ATEI SHOW NINTENDOLAND HAS ALSO FALLEN INTO DISREPAIR DEEP INSIDE SEGA WORLD, IN 1999 THE 1991/1992 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG YEARBOOK
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
- Virtual Fighter 3 for 20p
- A donkey derby gambling game when blue won EVERY time.
- Pinball machines without legs.
- Wonderous old machines like that
Teignmouth pier arcade circa 2001 was brilliant." And then posted some reasons.
Don't forget the wooden pinball style machines where you won packets of 1920's sweets.
Also, there was a brilliant "true or false" game which cost 1p to play, and you won 2p if you guessed "true" or "false" correctly. It was riveting. I won at least 10p on it.
uododzs - what his manager would say if you'd borrowed money off Ken.
(I've always wanted to do one of them)
Depressing...
Now the pier is just full of chavs on slot machines.
That vid was the worst mistake you've ever made for your site, Zorg. No seriously, I liked your site until I watched that vid. It wasn't even "bad in a funny way", it was "bad in a fucking embarrassment."
Not to mention, you're incredibly ugly. And stop sucking your fucking teeth, you fucktwat.
Could be useful.
Or are you too busy getting your face put onto a mousemat?
And after ten years of "giving" it is only gentlemanly of me to "receive" for a bit.