This is the greatest case of a cloud having a silver lining ever. He actually said these words in this exact order:
"Actually, because the number of units sold was not as high as we hoped, the loss was better than our original expectation" - Nobuyuki Oneda, Sony Japan
Amazing. Literally amazing. Actually, visibly and physically amazing. Amazing to the foundations of the core.
And so it came to pass.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA EUROPE HAS A FLICKR ACCOUNT METAL GEAR SOLID GAY SEX SHAME THE CLOTHES PEOPLE WORE IN 1993 WE HAVE OFFICIALLY APPOINTED A NEW ENEMY SEGA BOOTH GIRL PHOTOS FROM THE ATEI SHOW NINTENDOLAND HAS ALSO FALLEN INTO DISREPAIR DEEP INSIDE SEGA WORLD, IN 1999 THE 1991/1992 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG YEARBOOK SONY'S ADVERTISING PEOPLE GET IT RIGHT!
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
"If you want to be successful at business, don't go into it. At least you will not be a failure."
Oh Sony, you great big eejits.
That picture never fails to make me laugh.
Sony FTL.
I wonder who would win in a fight...
I hope you got paid well for having to sit next to that crap tart.
Anyway, you've heard the battlecry, make Sony suffer, buy a PS3!! In fact, buy 2!!
By the way whats with all that gurning?
midivu - early nineties sound files for hindus
it's very uncomfortable to watch people who can't properly use drugs. you either need to take more coke or less, or at least try to mix it with alcohol next time.
srdzilhd: the sound zorg's tongue makes when rubbed against his teeth.
That and the excruciatingly cringe-worthy embarrassment of the thing. Yeah, probably that one most.
You don't need to spin news like that.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to hand in my UK:R T Shirt, I just can't wear it anymore.
fango - the sound of all of UK:R's fans leaving.
The teeth mashing thing may have been a release, because he was so uncomfortable going against EVERYTHING he believed in.
Either that or he's a corporate whore carrying on ukr for the sake of it. He should do an update to clear things up - preferably not video based.
There was the whole "You pissed us off and laughed at us so we're going to try and get you fired" thing with that crappy youtube gamesshow a while back.
im even going back to old d&d, none of this electric videos.
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resistance - abuse the system.
Vote For Gary!
Perhaps someone could say "Not only has UKR gone down in my estimation, but the entire Shiny network as well".
pclwojl - The latest polish pc
http://www.benoliverisalive.blogspot.com
phrbrkls - PHEAR BEAR KILLS
ejjfu - I don't do this often so i haven't got a clue: some kind of games magazine martial art?
That only happens when Zorg mails their bosses to try and get them fired.
only UKR has gone down into my entire estimation; but & as:
the well Shining network has not.
So basically you've made us all sell out! We're a part of Shiny Media too. I'll be expecting my £2 cheque in the mail for my battery updates.
And how did you sell them on bringing the paedo and cream rabbit rape fantasist demographic to their media 'network'?
WHY? Never needed them before, so why now?
Sounds like you've sold your soul.
zxciea - the sound of Zorg losing all his hipster cred.