SONY: "SELLING FEWER PS3S IS GREAT NEWS!"
PlayStation3 quote of the decade! Sony Japan's chief financial officer, Nobuyuki Oneda, has made the joke reality. Speaking to a news agency about how shit it's all been going, Oneda said that low PS3 sales were good because they meant Sony made less of a loss on each one.
This is the greatest case of a cloud having a silver lining ever. He actually said these words in this exact order:
Amazing. Literally amazing. Actually, visibly and physically amazing. Amazing to the foundations of the core.
And so it came to pass.
This is the greatest case of a cloud having a silver lining ever. He actually said these words in this exact order:
"Actually, because the number of units sold was not as high as we hoped, the loss was better than our original expectation" - Nobuyuki Oneda, Sony Japan
Amazing. Literally amazing. Actually, visibly and physically amazing. Amazing to the foundations of the core.
And so it came to pass.
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 7/27/2007 10:25:00 AM
42 Comments:
That's almost like saying,
"If you want to be successful at business, don't go into it. At least you will not be a failure."
Wow, I'm pretty sure someone (jokingly) said the same thing in one of the comments sections a while back.
Oh Sony, you great big eejits.
Brilliant.
That picture never fails to make me laugh.
So now we've successfully killed sony can we target the world bank next? or at least my local bank.
Aim low and be an overachiever.
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Although getting fewer viewers, preferably zero, is how I shall be rating the success of my next YouTube video.
I'm sure if you call it "how to love like a Christian" you'll stand a reasonable chance of getting 0 views.
Sony FTL.
Before Zorg's secret indentity was ousted, I actually suspected he was Guardian writer Charlie Brooker.
I wonder who would win in a fight...
Zorg, carrying out his youtube threat, earlier.
I hope you got paid well for having to sit next to that crap tart.
Anyway, you've heard the battlecry, make Sony suffer, buy a PS3!! In fact, buy 2!!
Brooker has a distinct weight advantage and a larger store of vitriol. Zorg might be able to 'out weird' him though.
wow.. i watched that... and it was wrong... i dont ever want to hear Zorg speak ever again.
By the way whats with all that gurning?
The magic has gone. That video has ruined UK:R. Oh Zorg, why did you have to turn out to be a human?
midivu - early nineties sound files for hindus
I'm going to try and mentally blot it out like I'm attempting to do with Phantasy Star Universe. That game was a ruddy disgrace.
why did let so much coke on your teeth?
it's very uncomfortable to watch people who can't properly use drugs. you either need to take more coke or less, or at least try to mix it with alcohol next time.
srdzilhd: the sound zorg's tongue makes when rubbed against his teeth.
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Having watched that Zorg vid, all I could think of was those shit adverts on TV where people are using furniture show-rooms as if they were their real homes.
That and the excruciatingly cringe-worthy embarrassment of the thing. Yeah, probably that one most.
What a pathetic attempt to spin the news, haters. Go read the original article, assuming you're smart enough to understand what you read.
The original article reads as follows, that Sony haven't sold as many as their $100 cheaper cut price PS3's as they thought they would. Incredibly Sony think this is great news because they now haven't lost as much money per console.
You don't need to spin news like that.
Wouldn't it be sweet if Gary and that nice girl got together?
Wow, that video really blows... And Zorg, I'm really really disapointed in you. Really. That bint has no idea what she's talking about, and you aren't half as ironicilly nerdy in real life as you are on UK:R. Very... disapointing.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to hand in my UK:R T Shirt, I just can't wear it anymore.
fango - the sound of all of UK:R's fans leaving.
Lets give Gary a break. He's actually funny but he's socially inept like most of us here, probably.
The teeth mashing thing may have been a release, because he was so uncomfortable going against EVERYTHING he believed in.
Either that or he's a corporate whore carrying on ukr for the sake of it. He should do an update to clear things up - preferably not video based.
Didn't most of us actually already know who Zorg was?
There was the whole "You pissed us off and laughed at us so we're going to try and get you fired" thing with that crappy youtube gamesshow a while back.
yeah, no more videos! we are all in for text games and improvised comments.
im even going back to old d&d, none of this electric videos.
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resistance - abuse the system.
I expect well be seeing more videos soon. Oh the horror!
Since when is Zorg into Princess Peach? I always thought he was going off to Cream.
oh dear, watching that youtube was embarassing. And that chick hyping the Napolean Dyanamite psp game. Lol.
Gary Cutlack = Napolean Dyanamite
Vote For Gary!
Please keep up the negative feedback. It will convince them never to make me do another one.
Perhaps someone could say "Not only has UKR gone down in my estimation, but the entire Shiny network as well".
Not only has UKR gone down in my estimation, but the entire Shiny network as well
pclwojl - The latest polish pc
Not only has UKR gone down in my estimation, but the entire Shiny network as well, not to mention the internet and entire western world.
Not only has UK:R gone down on me, but the entire Shiny network as well!
I have photos.
If at first you don't succeed try and sell a ps3.
http://www.benoliverisalive.blogspot.com
Does this mean we can't take the piss out of those rubbish VersuS girls now? Their videos look positively professional now.
phrbrkls - PHEAR BEAR KILLS
Holy fuck it's Johnny Vaughn.
ejjfu - I don't do this often so i haven't got a clue: some kind of games magazine martial art?
"Does this mean we can't take the piss out of those rubbish VersuS girls now? Their videos look positively professional now."
That only happens when Zorg mails their bosses to try and get them fired.
dear shy-knee medium,
only UKR has gone down into my entire estimation; but & as:
the well Shining network has not.
'The two existing sites I write - Idiot Toys and UK Resistance - have joined the Shiny network too, so I'll be able to blog HARDER, LONGER and about MORE STUFF than ever before.'
So basically you've made us all sell out! We're a part of Shiny Media too. I'll be expecting my £2 cheque in the mail for my battery updates.
And how did you sell them on bringing the paedo and cream rabbit rape fantasist demographic to their media 'network'?
Wtf? Joined a 'media network'?
WHY? Never needed them before, so why now?
Sounds like you've sold your soul.
I have to say, that video really disappointed me, Zorg. Not only has UKR gone down in my estimation, but the entire Shiny network as well.
zxciea - the sound of Zorg losing all his hipster cred.
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