Featuring Andrew Rosenblum, who you might recognise from such productions as "Me Filming Myself Wanking" and "Mum's cat".
It's all shot in grainy close-up, like porn.
REALLY HORRIBLY BAD PORN THAT WILL STOP YOU THINKING ABOUT SEX AND EVEN WANKING FOR EVER.
SEE IT HERE:
GameLife Video Game Review Show Episode 1
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THINGS WE'VE BEEN SENT FOR THE "MAIN PAGE" (LEGAL) GOOD USES FOR BITTORRENT OUTRUN 2006 -- MEET THE REAL "FLAG MAN" NOT THAT WE'RE STILL OBSESSED WITH EMILY BOOTH OR ... MORE NEW SEGA HARDWARE LAUNCHED WE GOT AN ACTUAL EMAIL OFF RICHARD JACQUES WHERE'S PRINCESS RINKO THIS WEEK?
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
*Shudder at the eyes! THE DEAD EYES!*
Not till I get some more tissues anyway.
and appears to be slightly pissed up on booze.
fan tas tic stuffon to my
next rev v view.
this is obviously some ironic experimental humour. I think they've got the average nintendo ds player to a t. I must say the fat one really PULLS it off the best.
I feel like I've been abused...I'm off to have a bath...
I'll seriously kill those fuckwits!!
I hope they really live like that though-
"Oh! What's this, a TV?"
"And a remote control? What could this mean!?"
I'm leaving my house right now and killing them... I hate those snotty little cunts.
And no.. the tissues are to mop up the TEARS OF BLOOD the stream from my eyes when I try and watch crap like this...
Makes me ashamed to own a DS...
They are also the kind of guys who sniff their own fingers.
HA.
Fucking Google video, you cant copy it or rip it from your temp internet folder Grrr.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7681863831467543205&q=gamelife&pl=true
"He makes me feel good inside, and I hope this video will make him feel good inside, too."
Awww