He also said some personal things just to us. And his mobile phone number was in his email signature, probably because he wants us to text him photos of our genitals (we'll do it tomorrow, as we'll have to shave our pubes off tonight to make it look bigger).
The Richard Jacques Starship Troopers Medley [8.7MB]
It's posh orchestral music, so don't download it if you don't like orchestral music. It's 8.7MB which is a lot to download if you're only going to disinterestedly listen to the first 20 seconds and think to yourself "this is shit" and then skip to Franz Ferdinand or Akon.
NOTES FOR AMERICAN READERS:
Orchestral music is stuff like the theme to Star Wars. You know, with violins and trumpets and shit. There are no rap words in it, so don't bother.
Labels: RICHARD
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WHERE'S PRINCESS RINKO THIS WEEK? SUPER MONKEY BALL ISLAND -- FIRST SCREENS THE TIMELINE HAS BEEN DISRUPTED! WHAT ARE THESE STUPID FUCKING FUCKS DOING WITH THE... NEW VIRTUA TENNIS 3 IMAGES, PUBLIC UNVEILING ANNOU... SEGA'S HOMESTAR PLANETARIUM -- REVIEWED! DOA 4 UK RELEASE DATE CONFIRMED SEX ADVICE, WITH GRADIUS PORTABLE ON PSP
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Or find out the number of those fragdolls - so I can send them pictures of me pooing on Ubisoft products. They'd think I was well sexy if they saw that.
Incidentally, did I get you into trouble with Richard with that 'absolutely fucking awful' comment?
If not, good.
If so, sorry.