Hello to UK:R special friend Heather Kelley, level designer for Ubisoft and winner of a recent contest to design a sex game. Heather walked away with the title by challenging the idea that a sex game had to be about intercourse. This she did by designing a DS game where the player pets a little blue bunny in order to learn how to masturbate.



The aim of the game is to poke, caress and stroke Lapis The Bunny and observe its reactions until it reaches a state of "Perfect Lappiness." Or, as we like to say, to "Cream The Rabbit."

Blue skies: check. Rabbits and rainbows and happiness: check. Wanking: check. Never before has a game reminded us of our childhoods in such a completely creepy way! By the way, we swear we didn't make this up. You can read Heather's presentation and experience a playable demo here, but you might find the pictures of Tamagotchis, Nintendogs, monkey's arses, Harry Potter and the Cat Bus a bit disturbing. What the hell, though! Ubisoft, publish this game and make this woman a Frag Doll!



BONUS MATERIAL: The only thing better than a story like this is when a real journalist gets hold of it and thinks it's a real game. (Needless spoiler: it's a woman.)