A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SOMEONE SENT IN SOME TIPS FOR DEVELOPERS! XBOX 360 FIFA 06 - EXCLUSIVE REVIEW!!! SONIC RUSH MAKES BOTTOM LIP WOBBLE WE'VE SHOT OUR BOLT OVER PRINCESS RINKO SOMETHING THAT ISN'T ABOUT THE XBOX 360 XBOX 360 ORIGEN 'ZERO HOUR' US LAUNCH GONZO PHOTO ... MEANWHILE, BACK AT GAMEFAQS... STATISTICAL REMINDER OF A WORLD THAT DOESN'T CARE WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG #2 - RENEGADE THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Im glad I did not reveal how I bumped off the Lead AI programmer Peter,could have got you boys into trouble.
It's all good and fun until somebody loses an eye!
Can't UK:R acquaintances The Triforce sort something out? Manipulating the media seems to be a hobby of theirs.
I assume it was because of the scan from the manual? Can't you just suggest that people rent the game and get the list for themselves? That way the developers/cunts don't see any more money!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1110051fitty1.html
They are away at ATP, by the time they get back this thing would be blown over anyway.
SOMEDAY POOR MEXICAN GOD SHALL BREAK THE BONDS THAT TIE YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE TO THE CUBICLE THAT THE WHITE MAN HAS IMPRISONED YOU TO. AND AS GODS CONDUIT YOU WILL FREE YOUR BOTHERS, AND IMPOSE JUSTICE AGAINST THE WHITE DEVIL IN HIS NAME.
"El sendero del hombre justo es acosado por todos lados por las injusticias del egoísta, y la tiranía de hombres malos. BENDIJO SEA EL, que en el nombre de la caridad y la buena voluntad guía el débil por el valle de la oscuridad para él es sinceramente su guarda de hermanos y el descubridor de niños perdidos. Y golpearé hacia abajo en le con la venganza de greath y cólera furiosa, los que procuran envenenar y destruir a mis hermanos, y usted sabrá que mi nombre es el Señor cuando coloco mi venganza sobre le" "...BLESSED ES EL, que en el nombre de la caridad y la buena voluntad guía el débil por el valle de la oscuridad. .."