UK:RESISTANCE: CORRECTION: EVERYBODY BUY THE 50 CENT GAME

CORRECTION: EVERYBODY BUY THE 50 CENT GAME

Then all the outsourced Mexican testers can have a merry Christmas and no one gets killed or sued!

JUST TO RECAP:

Don't kill anyone, ever.
Don't even try to shit people up by saying you've got a knife.

Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 12/01/2005 11:45:00 AM

11 Comments:

[cf4]HumanShield said...: I guess you got a phone call about the shit stabbing. faf, made me giggle anyway.
Im glad I did not reveal how I bumped off the Lead AI programmer Peter,could have got you boys into trouble.; 1:37 PM
pete* said...: oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

It's all good and fun until somebody loses an eye!; 2:49 PM
Loz Davies said...: fuck, it was obviously satire. i believe the appropriate expression in this situation is : 'You got served, dawg'.; 4:24 PM
inappropriate touching said...: Fuck this shit. I want a few developer assasinations; it might help to drive up wages.; 5:28 PM
J_G said...: I hope someone's going to pass this whole sorry affair on to a newsdesk somewhere...the irony of purveyors of violent but shit mainstream videogames complaining about the purveying of violent but funny posts on an obscure website seems positively satirical in itself.

Can't UK:R acquaintances The Triforce sort something out? Manipulating the media seems to be a hobby of theirs.; 5:30 PM
aporkalypse said...: You have got to be fucking kidding me.

I assume it was because of the scan from the manual? Can't you just suggest that people rent the game and get the list for themselves? That way the developers/cunts don't see any more money!; 5:53 PM
Mister Six said...: Gah, too late again. Surely "parody" and "satire" cover every possible legal threat that could be tossed your way?; 9:07 PM
SUMIRE said...: Well he is my Hero!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1110051fitty1.html; 11:24 PM
red said...: killing is fun until somebody gets sued; 5:16 PM
Tingle said...: "Can't UK:R acquaintances The Triforce sort something out?"
They are away at ATP, by the time they get back this thing would be blown over anyway.; 3:21 PM
Rook said...: Maybe if your post wasn't so mean-spirited and instead done in a Penny Arcade/Megatokyo wimisical comic strip style in which a talking toaster or a Gopher with wings committs violence against certain people (who in no way deserved to be harmed) everybody would have had a laugh and called you a genius becasue you can draw. Besides after all angelic Gophers and toasters don't ki%# people.

SOMEDAY POOR MEXICAN GOD SHALL BREAK THE BONDS THAT TIE YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE TO THE CUBICLE THAT THE WHITE MAN HAS IMPRISONED YOU TO. AND AS GODS CONDUIT YOU WILL FREE YOUR BOTHERS, AND IMPOSE JUSTICE AGAINST THE WHITE DEVIL IN HIS NAME.

"El sendero del hombre justo es acosado por todos lados por las injusticias del egoísta, y la tiranía de hombres malos. BENDIJO SEA EL, que en el nombre de la caridad y la buena voluntad guía el débil por el valle de la oscuridad para él es sinceramente su guarda de hermanos y el descubridor de niños perdidos. Y golpearé hacia abajo en le con la venganza de greath y cólera furiosa, los que procuran envenenar y destruir a mis hermanos, y usted sabrá que mi nombre es el Señor cuando coloco mi venganza sobre le" "...BLESSED ES EL, que en el nombre de la caridad y la buena voluntad guía el débil por el valle de la oscuridad. .."; 3:24 PM

CORRECTION: EVERYBODY BUY THE 50 CENT GAME

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