(If we were Shigeru Miyamoto or that Iwata bloke from Nintendo everyone interviews all the time, we'd be too ashamed to leave the house by now).
COMING SOON: Mario's Terrorist Hunt, Mario's Squad-based War, and Mario's Stealth Adventure. Honestly, Nintendo's useless DS makes us want to CUT THE FINGERS OFF everyone who works in the games industry with a Stanley knife.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. YES, IT'S NEW STAR WARS JOURNALISM! CONFUSED WOMEN THINK HALO FILM IS ABOUT COOKING PLAYSTATION2 FAN STRUCK DOWN BY GOD JUST HOW GAY IS THE FINAL FANTASY VII MOVIE GOING ... ROBOTNIK DEFEATED - BY A GIRL! BEING A GAMES TESTER -- ACTUALLY THE *BEST* JOB IN... SOME WOMAN OR OTHER MOANS ABOUT SOMETHING TO DO WI... THE UK:R SUMMER RINGTONE TOP 10 NOKIA N-GAGE -- PRODUCT TESTING 'HELL' OF STAFF
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.