SEGA's working on a slew of big new titles at the moment and we need people to play them to death in order to make sure they're as good as they can possibly be.
We have literally dozens of Game Tester vacancies available to the right people, right now here at our head office in Brentford, London. Ideally, we're looking for people who live relatively close to the office, can play games for long periods of time and have a solid attention to detail. They'll need great literacy and verbal skills, too.
Is this you?
You can say to people "I work for SEGA" and they'd instantly like you more than they do at the moment. Probably. Might get to meet Richard Jacques. You could talk about Sega all day and not be laughed at.
CONS:Only five pounds an hour. The only thing Brentford is near is a motorway. Dreams might be shattered on a daily basis.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SOME WOMAN OR OTHER MOANS ABOUT SOMETHING TO DO WI... THE UK:R SUMMER RINGTONE TOP 10 NOKIA N-GAGE -- PRODUCT TESTING 'HELL' OF STAFF GAMING WORLD ROCKED AS SCIENTISTS DISCOVER TWO NEW... ANNOUNCING THE UK:R ISP SERVICES LAUNCH SILENT HILL 2'S CHRISTINA AGUILERA COPYING SHAME THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
any reply either confirming or rejecting this comment will be greatly appreciated.
replicamask@yahoo.co.uk
or
replicamask@gmail.com
I am 26 years of age and completely addicted to pay to play games as they are updated constantly so i am unable to complete them.
Every other game i have come across I have tried my best to complete and have a 99% success rate.
I belive this job would be perfect for me as it suits my personality perfectly.
i have used programmig level editors and graphic editors and Im capable of baisic programming without any training.
I am also a good artist with an over active imagination.
I hope i can help you as much as you can help me.
For any other details please contact me at...
Bandl_jet@btinternet.com