The games testers sit in a Portakabin several hundred yards away from the main office. The Portakabin is naturally quite cramped. It will smell quite bad. You will be playing games that crash every five minutes and then take five minutes to load again. You will play each level several thousand times. You'll be playing a level that isn't even finished yet, so any bugs you report will change into new ones when the next build arrives, heightening the sense of futility you will be feeling. You don't get invited to the launch parties. You'll be lucky to even get a boxed copy of the game. The lovely PR ladies (myth #1) won't ever have sex with you (myth #2). This is probably for EA, so you'll be doing FIFA Street 2 :(
totaljobs.com - Play games all day long!! - South East
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.