E4 SUMMARY -- DISAPPOINTING
We stayed up all night to watch E4, and there wasn't anything mentioned about video games at all :(
Joey and Chandler did play on a PS2 for a bit, but it was the old model. Glad we didn't go all the way to America for this.
Here's what we saw on E4:
9:00pm -- The OC. Nothing mentioned about PS3 or Nintendo Revolution.
10:00 -- Six Feet Under. Failed to reveal Xbox 360 specs.
11:00 -- Friends. Nintendo Revolution controller not featured.
11:30 -- Friends. No more PS3 games announced.
12:00 -- Dawson's Creek. Joey and Dawson reveal no next-gen console details.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA 'CONDEMNED' ON XBOX 360 SICK FILTH MORE IMPORTANT EMILY BOOTH NEWS! JUST TO CLARIFY WHO IT WAS THAT WON E3 2005 SEGA E3 VIDEO -- RUBBISH YET BRILLIANT SONIC CD -- OUR GIFT TO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH AND TH... FAT KID HAS "1337 H4x0R" AS SIGNATURE THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.