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This is Sega's PS3/Xbox 360/Nintendo Revolution/Landisk HDL-W500U next-gen game "sampler" E3 presentation, apparently designed to show what its key games -- Sonic, Afterburner, House of the Dead and something with robots in -- will look like when actually made for Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3.

You can't SEE anything -- apart from the ceiling of the demo room and some blurry things on a screen -- but it's clear from the blurry things that these games will redefine the world of games for a generation. Because they're... BY SEGA.

It's the Sega logo! Which means what we're about to see is AUTOMATICALLY going to be the best thing we've ever seen. That may sound sarcastic, but it's actually how we really think.

Wow! It's a something! Nobody makes somethings look as good as Sega!

Ah, right. It was a Virtua Fighter stage. Even though we can't see anything, it's easy to see that this is the greatest thing ever. That's how being a Sega fan works.

This is obviously going to be the greatest flight shooter of all time! Although there's a sizeable chance that by the time it comes out in 2008 or whenever we'll realise it's just the same game underneath and give it a non-commital 7/10.

It's a blue thing surrounded by green! This is EXACTLY what we like most! Like sexy underwear, it's all about what you CAN'T see.

And Sega fans across the globe simultaneously ejaculate upon the same Digestive biscuit (Ken Kutaragi has to eat it). Sega's secret E3 showing was clearly amazing, even though you couldn't really see a thing. There ends our compulsory strand of E3 Sega love.

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