*** BOUFF.TV 2005 SUMMER SALE NOW ON! ***
The Bouff.tv 2005 SUMMER SALE is now running with price reductions on a plethora of official Emily Booth items. We've dropped the price on ALL the superb 'Bouff Select' prints along with many of the items in the Bouff.tv merchandise section. And that's not all! If you spend over £20.00 on the Bouff.tv site you will also receive a gorgeous A2 sized Emily Booth poster totally FREE OF CHARGE! Head on over to www.bouff.tv and pick up a bargain today ...
*** TOP 100 WAR FILMS - WHERE WAS EMILY? ***
It would seem that Channel 4 decided not to use Emily's contribution that she filmed for Channel 4's '100 Greatest War Films' show. Our apologies if you sat through the whole show hoping for a glimpse of our favourite gamer-girl ... That's the fickle world of TV I'm afraid folks!
*** EVIL ALIENS PREMIERED AT CANNES! ***
At long last the Jake West sci-fi splatter-flick 'Evil Aliens' (featuring Emily Booth, Chris Adamson, Norman Lovett, Jodie Shaw, Samuel Butler, Peter McNeil O'Connor) has received an international premier screening - at the Cannes Film Festival no less! The good news for Emily fans is the film has now been picked up for distribution and will hopefully be shown in some UK cinemas later this year. Keep an eye on www.jakewest.com for more news about the movie and its impending DVD release.
More Emily Booth news and exclusive SPECIAL OFFERS can be found in the 22nd Bouff.tv newsletter: http://www.bouff.tv/newsletter.php
AND THE REAL REASON WE DID THIS NEWS:
*If she was to die, we'd put our money on her falling off a balcony at a party while high on a cocktail of drink and drugs. The post mortem would reveal she recently had sex with three different men. Luckily, she's STILL ALIVE! :)
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Each post .02% worse than the last. JUST TO CLARIFY WHO IT WAS THAT WON E3 2005 SEGA E3 VIDEO -- RUBBISH YET BRILLIANT SONIC CD -- OUR GIFT TO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH AND TH... FAT KID HAS "1337 H4x0R" AS SIGNATURE E3 SAVED! SEGA: "I SERIOUSLY NEARLY WEPT" AN UNSOLICITED EMAIL FROM SEBASTIAN TOWNSEND
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.