WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT A GAME CALLED 'YOGURTING'
Not sure what yet, but it's a Korean RPG that's got sex in it so there's a lot of potential.
We'll have a think. The best we've got so far is registering yogurting.com and making it a place where women who want to be spunked over ("Steve totally yogurted me last night, Jane") go to meet willing men. Let us know if anything funny occurs to you.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. REJECTED IDEA WEEK! #5: NINTENDO'S RUBBISH US ADVE... REJECTED IDEA WEEK! #4: SOMETHING ABOUT 'SUDOKU' REJECTED IDEA WEEK! #3: 'POCKET DOGS' REJECTED IDEA WEEK! #2: THE GAMER DATING SITE REJECTED IDEA WEEK! #1: THE 'WEIRDO' QUIZ OFFICIAL: NINTENDO CANCELS CHRISTMAS A CHRISTMAS JOKE WE THOUGHT UP ESPECIALLY FOR GIRL... NO STOCK SHORTAGES THIS YEAR... BEST GAMES OF 2005: #1 LUMINES THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Other weird sexual references i have heard:
1. Albatrossing
2. Blooming
3. Tromboning
I'll post shortly with the answers
Use your imagination.