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WEBMASTER COMMENTARY: "We wrote this shortly before realising the Nintendo DS is actually the SAVIOUR OF ALL VIDEO GAMES and also that Nintendo is OUR NEW GOD. Still, we put the effort in so might as well use it now."

REJECTED!

NINTENDO DS AND AMERICA -- STILL STUCK IN THE 1980s
The old 'good versus evil' advertising scheme is rolled out once again, to help promote the Nintendo DS in the irony free land of America. How clever. How original. How UTTERLY TIRESOME AND USELESS!



She's "always in control" and likes "top and bottom" which is obviously a rubbish attempt at sounding sexy. This is the least sexy photo of a woman pretending to be sexy we've ever seen. Don't look at us, look at the screens. THE SCREENS.



Another cringe-worthy attempt at talking dirty. "Two is better than one" -- we're probably supposed to think that she might be talking about PENISES there. So what, Nintendo DS is for the gays?


SOME MORE RUBBISH "SEXY TALK" FOR NINTENDO TO USE IN FUTURE CAMPAIGNS
  • "FREE MANUAL included"
  • "WIPE my POSITION"
  • "Use TWO STYLUSES"
  • "I'm compatible with OTHER SYSTEMS"
  • "I like it in EVERY SLOT"
  • "I like to DO IT VIA THE NETWORK"
  • "You don't need BATTERIES to have a good time"
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  • *Presses knife into skin to block out pain*
  • Blogger Eddz said...
    My friends like to touch and play with it whilst we sit alone on the bus <3
    Blogger Grill said...
    Good versus Evil? I'm sure I saw a PGR3 article along those lines in that Skybox 180 fanzine...
    Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
    DON'T CROSS THE PERSONAS!

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