Since 'completing' Lumines, we haven't played any other PSP games. They're all a bit boring. Even the thrill of getting them to boot off Memory Stick doesn't make playing inferior versions of PS2 franchises very appealing. Stay tuned for our "New Year's Apologies List" in which we'll be fully apologising to everyone for everything we did (and some things we didn't) throughout 2005. And if we're REALLY bored next week, we might make it "Rejected Ideas" week, in which we upload all the half-finished updates we've got that we never got around to finishing off. It's Christmas, no one will be reading, and if anyone is reading they'll be too drunk to care.
Labels: ENTHUSIASM
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ELECTRONIC ARTS AND BATTLEFI... BEST GAMES OF 2005: #2 NINTENDOGS BEST GAMES OF 2005: #3 SONIC RUSH BEST GAMES OF 2005: #4 GEOMETRY WARS: RETRO EVOLVE... MICROSOFT'S 'URBAN YOUTH' XBOX 360 FILM LIFE IN JAPAN IS MUCH BETTER AFTER ALL EDGE MAGAZINE'S REVIEW SCORES OF SHAME EXCLUSIVE SCREENS! KING KONG 2: LAS VEGAS RAMPAGE ... XBOX 360: OFFICIAL JAPANESE SALES UPDATE OUTRUN 2006 *ALREADY* IN THE CHARTS! THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
(The internet party)
Quite suprised you didnt make EA's Urban-gangster-pimping-lowriding-gun-toting-bitach-mofo-2006:Road to tookies chair your #1 game, after all the attention you gave "urban yoof" this year.
What was the "secret" sega game you went and saw that day you worked up a huge bandwidth bill? Was it Virtua Tennis?
Oh, and there are at least two half-assed ideas of mine in that pile...
Now Feck Off and take your "famous" mates with you, ya beggar ;-)
Sorry about that.
It's saying something that we can get all the games I want off the internet for free for PSP, but none of us do, because they're all rubbish.