"WE HAVE 1 REGISTERED USER"
So says the amazingly apt forum at Single Gamers, which is someone's new idea for a web site.
"Welcome to Single Gamers!" the owner posts. Replies: 0. At least he only wasted the money on a cheap .co.uk domain name.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. REJECTED IDEA WEEK! #1: THE 'WEIRDO' QUIZ OFFICIAL: NINTENDO CANCELS CHRISTMAS A CHRISTMAS JOKE WE THOUGHT UP ESPECIALLY FOR GIRL... NO STOCK SHORTAGES THIS YEAR... BEST GAMES OF 2005: #1 LUMINES "MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ELECTRONIC ARTS AND BATTLEFI... BEST GAMES OF 2005: #2 NINTENDOGS BEST GAMES OF 2005: #3 SONIC RUSH BEST GAMES OF 2005: #4 GEOMETRY WARS: RETRO EVOLVE...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
She never even got her visa.
Atari 2600 - 0 posts or more
Spectrum 48k- 50 posts or more
Commodore 64 - 100 posts or more
BBC Micro - 200 posts or more
BBC Master - 300 posts or more
Colecovision - 500 posts or more
Atari ST - 750 posts or more
NES - 1000 posts or more
Master System - 2000 posts or more
Mega Drive - 3000 posts or more
Game Boy - 4000 posts or more
Super Nintendo - 5000 posts or more
Playstation - 7500 posts or more
Nintendo 64 - 10000 posts or more
I could argue that list, but that'd mean I'm even sadder than I thought I was...