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1873 reviews
6.6 is the average score
soooooo 6.6 is the average score....
wouldn't that make more than 50% of games better than average?
i'm confused. methinks edge are marking too generously.
frontier elite 2 got a 7?!?! pffftt
So what is the lowest scoring game you own? Mine is Bounty Hunter which apparently received only 2/10. I also have two 3/10s - Driv3r and Clock Tower 3.
GRAND THEFT AUTO PC, PlayStation BMG Interactive DMA Design
9
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Then the PS1 version AGAIN two issues later at 7.
GRAND THEFT AUTO PlayStation BMG Interactive DMA Design
7
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N64 TUROK 2: SEEDS OF EVIL - 9
...unforgiveable
They seem to be chavs who go racing in their ford escorts up southend pretending they're nigel mansell or something not credible games reviewers.
I mean Project Gotham 3 gets a 9, bloody hell it ain't that fantastic!!!!
BTW i do own a 360 and PGR3 before anyone slams me....