Some boffin has unlocked abandoned "shagging" bits hidden in PC GTA: San Andreas -- and they're in the PlayStation 2 version too. They look rubbish! Let's laugh at them and feel smug and superior!
"A few months ago, Barton Waterduck discovered a few sections of unused code in the PlayStation 2 version of GTA San Andreas for the girlfriend "missions". With a bit of memory editing and such, he discovered these removed portions of mission scripting were to not only put the camera inside the girlfriends' house when you stop in for "coffee", but also to make a little mini-game of it."
This looks like a joke cobbled together by children in a free image manipulation tool such as MS Paint!
"Push UP and DOWN in rhythm"? Ahh, so *that's* how doing it works. We've been wondering about that for some time. Hopefully the Xbox version lets you take your trousers off.
Taken shamelessly from here: GTA San Andreas : San Andreas: Uncensored (News)
Francsico said...
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