Imagine how much worse it is for us!
MIYAMOTO SAID...
"I want [developers] to make more unique products" before, probably, enthusing about his innovative recent Nintendo products such as Super Mario Strikers, Mario Tennis, Mario Party 7, Mario Party Advance, Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix, Mario Baseball and Super Mario 64 DS.
AND!
The interview with Shigeru "Innovation" Miyamoto then had the audacity to suggest that "he's trying to encourage developers to think outside of the genres that have become so well known in the industry".
Nintendo has moved to the realm that exists beyond comedy. Say hello to the cast and crew of "Joey" while you're there.
Nintendo's Miyamoto: We're happy with the road we're taking - Jun. 3, 2005
Unoriginal, two-faced, shameless, Mario-whoring charlatan Shigeru Miyamoto -- Championing original games (and Super Mario Strikers, Mario Tennis, Mario Party 7, Mario Party Advance, Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix, Mario Baseball and Super Mario 64 DS).
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PLAY.COM -- MORE MADNESS, PRO EVO 5 AND TERRY'S CH... ULALA PLUSH PORN -- PHOTOSHOOT OUTTAKES PIRACY IS NOT A VICTIMLESS CRIME FAO JONATHAN WEINBERG OF 'THE SUN' NEWSPAPER PLAY.COM's AWESOME XBOX 360 BOX ART HOLY JESUS! MEGA DRIVE EMULATOR FOR PSP! HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE WEIRD WE JUST FOUND! PLAYSTATION3 FOR SALE -- ON EBAY GAMES INDUSTRY SPEED DATING SHAME
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.