(We're starting the backlash an incredible TWO YEARS early on this one).
Please let them set it in a wealthy white suburb this time, then we won't have to automatically hate it. The music can be by Daniel Bedingfield. He's nice.
Image stolen from French web site Jeux France -- which speaks in the sort of language Lord Horation Nelson fought so valiantly to obliterate -- which seems to think it's a genuine "concept" image of the game running on PS3. The game, and PS3, will suck, obviously.
We're off to give it one star on Amazon.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. INTERACTIVE ACTIVE ACCESSOR-EEEZ PRESENTS... SEGA FANS LICK ARSES, CALL IT CHOCOLATE "HOW WILL 'GAMEHAND' HELP ME WHEN USING MY VIDEO G... UK:R COMPETITION WINNERS ANNOUNCED NINTENDO DS -- NEW ORIGINAL GAME ANNOUNCED!!!!! YES, IT'S NEW STAR WARS JOURNALISM! CONFUSED WOMEN THINK HALO FILM IS ABOUT COOKING PLAYSTATION2 FAN STRUCK DOWN BY GOD JUST HOW GAY IS THE FINAL FANTASY VII MOVIE GOING ... ROBOTNIK DEFEATED - BY A GIRL!
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
W00t, you all ps "anynumber" fanboys out there don't just realize that GTA is always tha same shit? I pair of weeks ago i saw vice city on a ps2 (i'm pc player) and it just sucked! weird textures, low framerate, i wasn't able to see tommy's face...what the hell ? don't you see they're selling you bullshit? at least in pc is playable, fast and looks good.
And that's de way we roll in de hood!
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yeah the xbox was made by microsoft so your bound to get a fuckin powerfull machine but people the playstation 3 is all about looks. Its not better they are basicly the same.
oh shit ps3s online is crap compared to the xbox.
sorry people but what im saying is true and there is no need to argue no more
ha ha ha