Sega Superstars -- We are sorry about that
Back in April or so we sort of inferred that Sega Superstars and EyeToy was responsible for making all games rubbish, and would somehow bring about the End Times of video games.
IT WAS A BIT HARSH
Having played Sega Superstars for ages we're happy to put the record straight and highlight how, like, totally ace it is, mainly because you can BE NiGHTS (the world's first metrosexual?) and there's all-new material from Ulala.
Sega sent us this. It's fo' real. You might like to make yourself momentarily really happy by putting your hand over the top/middle bit and imagining it's from a 99% complete beta version of Dreamcast NiGHTS that's just leaked onto Bittorrent.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.