Who's this arse hole? Bring back The Swill Man!!!

Also, why are the apostrophes being displayed as Euro/TM/funny French A thingies on my screen?

At least Swill Man knows that headlines are to be DONE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

when do you start making funny posts about bald people in games shops?

Fake swill man here. Although this is better than 'the real swill man' it's only marginally better.

Still I'll give you a chance, I hope I don't have to make a HILARIOUS fake blog of your work.

This was an excellent update. Swill Man take note.

THAT FUNNY!!

Wohoo Phorenzik on UK Resistance, welcome! The great thing is even if your posts are crap (which I doubt since being a an ex-die hard SFC fan) they'll still be exponentially better than Swill's, if only because you're British.



And not a cunt

Fucking hell what's this all about? Like a Sega episode of Celebrity Squares.
Nice one cunts.

Best imposter yet, if only because he doesn't act like he's always been there.

At least the swill man brought some controversy to the site. This is just dull and uninspired.

I don't mind the Sega love but in moderation. The recent updates seem a bit forced.

What happened to hating sony and taking the piss out of the industry? Where is the hate and anger? Fuck sony killed Sega off. Don't you care anymore? :( *c&w*

Bugger me! Well done phorenzik!

...that's it. I have nothing funny to say. :(

(Seriously though, well done!)

I actually love you phorenzik

I reckon Swill Man was a ruse employed by Phorenzik so that his posts would look better in comparison, like when you make friends with an ugly person to look better. I'm now quite scared that UK:R is up to some kind of cunning psychological mischief with all this business. If this is the case UK:R, please don't deflower my delicate little emotions. I had you down as a.) a shoulder to cry on b.) a surrogate father/mother c.) an easy source of sterling opinions d.) my best and only friend e.) a future best man for my pagan civil partnership 'wedding'. Now that you've shown up your readers to be archly a bunch of naff bummers who fell into your naughty trap (possibly) can you not tease us any more? We're a fragile bunch really although ostensibly I know that I personally do appear to be both double hard and a massive nutter who you wouldn't mess with.
I just know that you'll do what's right because you're all good lads really! And that's why we love you. And we do...LOVE...you, UK:R... you must see that...you must...

Jesus, posting comments on UK:R after having read it for so long is weird. UK:R is like a friend who I have really good chats with at school and then when I eventually go to his house one day the atmosphere goes all awkward and we both seize up as we introspectively try to determine if we are consciously repressing buggery thoughts about each other. UK:R, I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours...

TS for PS2 has something similar on the front:

"As you wander throught the nightmare world,
you recall all of your exciting experiences.
You remember floating freely, smiling as you drifted
through fantastic and beautiful lands.
But you also recall fleeing in terror from the nightmare master...
NiGHTS is an unfolding stage, a breathtaking adventure through fantastic but dangerous places. Courage
and skill determine the outcome of your incredible dream."

Yes! Props mate. That's more like it.

Even the shit stuff will no doubt be (comparatively) good.

Presumably this means that SFE will never be updated again?

Ah well, it was good while it lasted.

The passage seems contradictory. How can their be blue skies if they are 'filled' with white clouds. Surely that just means its overcast?

But if you read it more carefully, perhaps it means the sun is filled with clouds?

I'm confused.

Good update, better than any Swillman post.

Tickets to watch Swill Man fight Phorenzik in a Steel Cage Lingerie Match under 'Hardcore' rules (guest refereed by Richard Jacques) will go on sale shortly.

I've seen that before. I presumed I'd seen it on here!

Welcome aboard, Phorenzik. Post something about your boss being a cunt, pls.

-From markdde-
I don't mind the Sega love but in moderation. The recent updates seem a bit forced.

Wow, you really have no idea what this site is all about. Sega love IS UK:R.

Huzzah for phorenzik!

Our little phorenzik is all growed up!

Makes me... so proud.
/sniff
Damn. Got something in my eye.
/sniff

Tbh, i should have seen that one coming. And i'm glad Mr Phorenz, i was afraid you'd actually disappeared off the radar...

But now we have something else to be afraid of.

=]

Does this mean we get to see the Scatman video on UK:R?