There's no telling how many junior baseball players this game could turn into deviants if it's released! We just wish there were some sort of ratings system, or perhaps a magical laser forcefield, to protect young impressionable children from all this.
We have no idea what that ancient old movie was about but here's what we think you might be able to do in this game:
- Catch an STD.
- Get a stupid haircut.
- Form a gang of partially clad males (in a purely macho and heterosexual sense).
- Pop caps into nigger's bitches.
- Go to a Village People concert.
- Complete thousands of identical missions. Probably involving drive-bys.
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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
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8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
the game probably was gay, but from what I hear, the movie was a groundbreaking "cult classic."
I was skeptical myself since I'd never heard of the film until the ads covered Facebook. but I've seen clips and trailers, and it seems decent and originated at least 3 catch phrases. :P
I'm only here to defend the integrity of the movie I never saw. the ad banners were for the game, but I clicked straight through to the movie page. I couldn't care less about the game!