This is what (we imagine) prostitutes look like when you're making them say they love you and you're special and worthwhile. The words are coming out of the mouth, but the dead eyes tell a different story.
We're not suggesting Emily B is a prostitute, BTW! But if she was, we'd happily pay 200 pounds for an hour of "full girlfriend experience". More new Emily on Sky channel 166 photos here.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THINGS THAT ROCK ABOUT HAVING NO FRIENDS GBA STREET RACING SYNDICATE IS NOT A PHOTOSHOP JOK... WOMAN SETS NEW 'FEIGNING INTEREST' RECORD WE TRIED TO BUY A COMMODORE EVIC 20GB MUSIC PLAYER... WHEN ROLF HARRIS MET SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AN IMPARTIAL REVIEW OF X360, THE OTHER NEW UNOFFIC... 'FAKE DOG' SHAME OF NINTENDOGS UK LAUNCH EVENT REBECCA LOOS HANDLES AN ANIMAL AT NINTENDOGS LAUNC... JOANNA DARK'S FHM AIRBRUSHING SHAME AN IDEA FOR A JOKE THE FRAG DOLLS COULD MAKE!
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.