The woman who's most famous for wanking off a pig on television was curiously chosen to promote Nintendo's new animal handling sim Nintendogs. She may have wanked some of the dogs off, but it wasn't captured by the official event photographer.




AND MYLEENE KLASS WAS THERE!
Myleene was our favourite pop idol before Cheryl Tweedy held her goalposts open a bit wider. Myleene was in Hear'Say, a kind of fatter, less gay version of Steps. This is a really cool photo of her as she's lost weight since then, yet her chest has stayed the same size! This photo is so lovely we've made it so you can click on it and see the big version -- it takes a lot of effort to do that, so make sure you do.




AND JEREMY EDWARDS WAS THERE!
He's just some boring bloke off the telly who shagged Rachel Stevens for a bit.




AND THERE WERE MORE LOVELY DOGS!
There's nothing funnier than a close-up of a dog's lovely happy face! Dogs must all be on drugs! They must put drugs in dog food to keep them happy and stop them biting people. We're going to tell people that's a fact and start a new internet conspiracy theory for stupid people to believe.



PS:
This is Rebecca Loos wanking off a pig on television, just in case you foreign people didn't believe this sort of thing actually happens on British TV:



Nintendogs is out tomorrow!