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The role of women in videogames - sorry, Women In Videogames - is as follows.

- Getting shot
- Getting stabbed
- Getting blown up
- Getting shot
- Getting kicked to death
- Getting choked with fibrewire
- Getting shot
- Getting cut up with chainsaws and katanas
- Getting hurled from fifteenth story windows
- Getting their hair caught in a waterwheel and dragged backwards over it repeatedly until dead from drowning or broken neck
- Getting slowly crushed in the gears of a giant music box
- Getting shot

...JUST THE SAME as the role of men in videogames. DO YOU SEE HOW THAT WORKS, girls, or are you too busy playing Da Urbz on your pastel pink DS?

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