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8231 hits for people saying "Why is there no cosplay porn?" on forums.

1023948 hits for "PORN COSPLAY ANIME FUCK RAPE HENTAI SNUFF ASS GANGBANG" and so forth.

29347 hits for "Welcome to cosplayporn.com, the premier web search and information resource on the internet!"

359312 hits for "This page is under construction. Cosplayporn.com is coming soon! Reserve this domain name NOW!"

236 hits for the Ulala thing we did a few months ago.

9834 hits for people who stole the idea and linked it on their blogs.

450 hits for videos and DVDs of suicidally uncomfortable Japanese girls dressing up as nurses, schoolgirls and tennis players culminating in the removal of their underwear and the disappearance of their abdomen in a snowstorm of digital mosaic.

This.

I've spilled me Bovril!

This is what it's come to. You can't even use the internet to find PORN any more. It's not as if we ask much. Freedom. The pursuit of happiness. JPGs of Shenhua and Nozomi impaled on a double-ended length of plastic.

Ryo can bring the pizza in.

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