It's Rumble Roses XX on Xbox 360. It's got hot bitches in it, so we'll probably end up going on about it loads, then taking lots of screenshots of gussets and cleavages when the game eventually appears on Bittorrent, then uploading them with the sort of sexist comments not seen since women were given the right to speak in the 1970s. God, we're getting predictable.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. QUICK! DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE XBOX 360 PRICE ANNOU... EVERQUEST II MODEL HUNT -- PORN STAR SHAME OF FINA... WORLD'S 245,238th ALL-MALE GAMING CLAN LAUNCHED PROJECT RUB 2 -- 'WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM' EXCLU... THIS WEEKEND, WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999 HDTV GUIDE FOR NINTENDO REVOLUTION GOOGLE RESULTS FOR "COSPLAY PORN" YOUR COMPLETE GUIDE TO PLASMA AND LCD HDTV FOR XBO... JACK THOMPSON'S REMAINING HIT LIST: FREE GAME -- CEILING TILE LUMINES
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When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.