"Just hold this while I get the bucket of spunk" "Just hold this while I get the transparent plastic toilet seat" "Just hold this while I find the bit of pipe that goes from his penis to your mouth" "Just hold this while the bath fills up with piss"
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SEGA'S MONKEY BALL SEX GAME SHAME EXCLUSIVE: SONIC TEAM'S NEW HEDGEHOG PROJECT REVEA... LARA CROFT RETURNS, IN HER BLOCK-PUSHINGEST ADVENT... THE "ARE GAMES ART?" QUESTION ANSWERED -- BY SONIC... "SAD SMILEY FACE FOR SEGA" DAY LET'S TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IMAGINE PUBLISHING'S NE... PROPER NEWS: XBOX 360 *REQUIRES* HARD DRIVE FOR BA... WE HATE OURSELVES FOR FALLING FOR SUCH AN OBVIOUS ... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.