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Three cheers for Sega! Now it's taking up the burden of having to educate our children, via the medium of logic puzzles in its new PSP game Sega Brain Trainer Portable.

It's sure to rock, probably hard, and we'll no doubt convince ourselves we like it even though it's a bit shit, just like we did with all those Dreamcast games.



We haven't got "anything funny" to say about this. This is one of those updates that's more like us going "Hey, here's some interesting news about Sega" than "Here's a funny joke". So don't make yourself look stupid by posting on the internet about this not being funny. It's not meant to be -- like Channel 4 News, or Panorama. Nobody posts on the Channel 4 News site that it isn't funny.




We'd buy it if there was a section on how to talk to girls about things other than the internet, video games and if they remember Babylon 5.


OTHER POSSIBLE "JOKE" CAPTIONS FOR THE WOMAN PICTURE:
  • "Just hold this while I get the bucket of spunk"
  • "Just hold this while I get the transparent plastic toilet seat"
  • "Just hold this while I find the bit of pipe that goes from his penis to your mouth"
  • "Just hold this while the bath fills up with piss"

  • THE OBLIGATORY LINK TO THE OFFICIAL SITE SO YOU CAN COPY THIS FOR YOUR OWN BLOG:
    brain.sega.jp

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