1. An office re-fitted in the 1980s or early 90s
2. Some imagination
3. A willingness to affect change in your life.
HOW TO PLAY:
Try to calm down a bit. Lean back in chair. Unclench fists and teeth and buttocks. Look at ceiling for at least an hour. Try to calm down a bit more. Imagine each square is something you're angry about. See angry squares merge and disappear. Imagine light fittings are things you're frustrated with. Imagine them also joining together and disappearing. Unclench fists and teeth and buttocks again. Go home, and when asked if everything is OK, say "IT IS FINE" and lie down until it is tomorrow.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WAYNE ROONEY HOLDS SOMETHING ABOUT FIFA 2006 FOR M... NINTENDO REVOLUTION CONTROLLER FAKE GENERATOR A REALLY BIG PICTURE OF A COMPUTER GENERATED NATAS... RIDGE RACER 6 -- NAMCO TAKES CREDIT FOR INVENTING ... "ALL VIDEO GAME PIRATES ARE BENEFIT SPONGERS" AN EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK THAT FEATURES RACHEL STEVE... THE TOP 100 REASONS WHY THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD BE ... PSP LUMINES UPDATE -- WE HAVE BEEN MANIPULATED :(
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.