The ones crossed off in red we've already killed. The European ones are easy, but we need help from American readers to finish off the US developers. If you manage to kill one let us know who and we'll update the list!
According to the manual, the best way to kill someone is with a "spectacular headshot" so do it that way. You won't go to jail, you can just say the people who made the game said to do it. They are literally asking for it.
POSTED BY: Jack_Thompson November 29
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Another role model brought low. What next? Gary Glitter revealed not to have written his own songs?
If we're going to kill them, they need to be killed in a blue-sky way, sending out the correct message on how to dispatch opponents.
I suggest bouncing on the back of a turtle so it goes into its shell, and then throwing the turtle shell at them until they leap inexplicably high into the air before falling through the floor.
Or, if no turtle comes to hand, we should curl up into a ball, spin on the spot to 120 rpm, and then role at them at speed until they erupt into a shower of gold rings, releasing the cute little bunny ensconced within.
*That's* the UK Resistance way to teach these racist scunters a lesson.
I'll bust a cap in any foo's ass !
...and so do we.