We also wrote a massive and borderline racist caption aggressively querying how intelligent business people can have meetings where words like "bling", "ride" and "cribs" are suggested as names for menu options, but in the interests of maybe having to talk to someone from Eidos again and maintaining a working professional relationship, decided against using that too. See? We can make proper grown-up decisions if need be!
MP3 BLOG LAUNCHED!
But you can still listen to us sighing with despair after reading Get on da Mic's press release.
Download: Us sighing with despair (47k)
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. READERS DRAWINGS! MOSTLY OF SEX! UPSKIRT ACTION -- A QUICK THANK YOU... PSP BATTERY JOKE -- HELP NEEDED BREAKING NEWS: THEY STILL MAKE VIDEO GAMES LIKE TH... CHRISTMAS DRINKING CAMPAIGN LAUNCHED YESTERDAY'S YUJI NAKA / MANIC STREET PREACHERS ALB... YUJI NAKA'S TOP FIVE MANIC STREET PREACHERS ALBUMS... HELP US KILL THE '50 CENT' GAME TEAM EXCLUSIVE! NINTENDO'S 2005 LINEUP ANNOUNCED! I SAY, CHARLES, WHAT SAY WE VIOLENTLY RIP THE PISS...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.