CONCEPT: A rating site that invites viewers to rate different rating sites.
WHY NOT: Would require extensive html/Photoshop work.
IDEA: Ronseal Publishing
CONCEPT: Game boxes in a Ronseal "does what it says" style.
WHY NOT: This must've been done before. If not with games, then at least with music -- Ronseal Recordings; "Rubbish garage beat with some idiot teenager rapping over the top"?
IDEA: GNI reviews
CONCEPT: An IGN-style review of something extremely mundane, spread over 14 pages of excruciatingly detailed and long-winded prose. Like IGN. That's the joke.
WHY NOT: We'd have to write the 14 pages.
IDEA: Blatant racism
CONCEPT: We use this photo of some black teenagers on stage at Game Stars, and say that "Dancing Black People" was the show’s most popular exhibit.
WHY NOT: This isn’t the 1930s. Could lead to possible PR nightmare.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WHEN PEOPLE THINK TOO MUCH (10:00PM, SKY ONE) UNSPEAKABLY SHIT PHOTOSHOP JOKE OF THE WEEK FOR YO... DITA VON TESSE GETS A DS FOR FREE BECAUSE SHE'S A ... GAME DEVELOPERS REFUTE 'LACK OF IDEAS' CLAIM GAME STARS LIVE -- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED UKR ANNOUNCES 'GAME STARS LIVE' LINE-UP A NICE SHOT OF KELLY BROOK'S TITS, THANKS TO NEED ... GAME STARS LIVE -- COCKS OF THE WORLD DESCEND DOA BEACH VOLLEYBALL -- PROVEN FACTUALLY CORRECT
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.