[UK:RESISTANCE]

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HIGHLIGHTS!
These are the updates people have liked most. Save yourself from the agony of our "off days".

PSP Lie Watch - GT4 Mobile

Sega Park carpet!!

SEGA World Sydney 2

SEGA World, Sydney

SEGA's 1950s sexism

Being horrible about girls

Being nice about girls

*AMAZING* reader Cream porn

SEGA fruit machines

PS3 Lie Watch - Tekken 6

E3 2006 photos

PS3 Lie Watch - The PS3

How is Andy Crane?

Dreamcast bicycle!

The 'SEGA Rap'

OutRun2006 - a celebratory review

PS3 Lie Watch: Motorstorm

OutRun2 Coast2Coast screenshot guide

SEGA's sexy 1990s adverts

SEGA Homestar -- reviewed!

Sega Rally 2006 SHOULD NOT EXIST

Mobile Monkey Ball

Trying to buy an Xbox 360

Microsoft's 'urban youth' Xbox 360 movie

Xbox 360 launch party pics

Origen Zero Hour gonzo report

DoA movie trailer

An actual proper review of Ninja Gaiden Black

Afterburner Climax

Non-sexy PSP porn UMD reviewed

Blog does story about blog doing story (and repeat)

San Andreas class action... thing

More HOT LARA CROFT PORN!

Eminem is in the 50 Cent game :(

HUGE Nintendo DS design flaw discovered

Rolf Harris meets Sonic The Hedgehog

X360 mag reviewed

Nintendogs 'fake dog' photo shame

Joanna Dark's FHM airbrush shame

PSP 2.0 downgrade (a joke)

Miyamoto and puppies

Tokyo Game Show 2005

UK Frag Dolls REVIEWED by sexiness!

THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME

German PSP promo photos

Monkey Ball Sex SHAME

Sonic Team's new project!

New Xbox 360 magazine is 'rubbish'

Tomb Raider Legend PORN SICKNESS

Lan Party photos!!!

Everquest II models' 'pornstar' shame

UKR gaming clan launched!

Project Rub 2 pictures!

LCD and plasma HDTV guide for PS3 and Xbox 360

PSP Lumines 'fan fiction'

PSP Lumines 'sort of review'

GamesMaster visit!

Sega's Homestar

PS3 launch games confirmed!

Xbox 360 launch games revealed!

Trip Hawkins and his Atkins Diet thing

PHOTOS OF RICHARD JACQUES!!!

Great Jobs For Paedophiles

Ulala cosplay

Nokia N-Gage tester "hell"

World of Warcraft "girls"?

San Andreas "Hot Coffee" sex game mod

Stupid woman jealous of Lara Croft

Battle Raper 2 pics

E3 wheelchair groper

Gizmondo E3 booth babes

Sonic CD Superlovers

Fat kid "1337 h4x0r"

PS3 + Killzone 2 LIE WATCH!

Frag Dolls -- Reviewed!

Spurned employee RAMPAGE!

Visiting the Gizmondo shop

Seeing Playboy's Natalie Denning

EA Cricket 2005 'hilarity'

Xbox 360 photos?

"New Games Journalism" anti-manifesto

UKR -- The Mansion

A great Paris Hilton joke

GTA San Andreas Tetris

FIFA Street MP3

PSP battery jokes

Need for Speed Underground 2 HUMILIATION

Richard Jacques update

Kasumi's feet!

Kasumi's panties!

OutRun2, Doom 3 and Fable guide

50 reasons to buy OutRun2

OutRun2 'flag man'

What women drivers really say

Tron loser

PS2 EyeToy OutRun2

DoA Beach Volleyball wallpapers

A day trip to Sega!

SICK 'SLIMY TITS' SHOCK OF TOP XBOX GAME
Following yesterday's revelation about the sheer volume of breasts present in outstanding Xbox game Ninja Gaiden, we can now show the sick, dark underbelly of creators Team Ninja that festers behind this seemingly innocent creation. Beautiful heroine Rachel, 23, is DEGRADED by having DISGUSTING SLIME spewed over her by a monster -- purely for our sexual gratification -- in what must rank as one of gaming's most repulsive moments. Were we not precisely in the target demographic this sort of thing is aimed at, we'd be shocked.




Rachel (middle), with her tits (left and right)
covered in monster slime of a POSSIBLY SEXUAL nature.



The slime also extends to her belly and, sickeningly, her upper thighs.

WE MADE MERCHANDISE!
UKR t-shirts out now in three very fashionable designs:

RECENTLY...
As well as SELLING OUT we've done this:

BS!

'BREAST MEN' AT TECMO REDEFINE VIDEO GAME TITS -- ...

UK:RESISTANCE ARCHIVES UP! GLORIOUS HISTORY RETURN...

THE LAST YEAR OR SO
Stuff doesn't disappear when it scrolls off the bottom. It gets saved here in monthly chunks:

[March 2004]
[April 2004]
[May 2004]
[June 2004]
[August 2004]
[September 2004]
[October 2004]
[November 2004]
[December 2004]
[January 2005]
[February 2005]
[March 2005]
[April 2005]
[May 2005]
[June 2005]
[July 2005]
[August 2005]
[September 2005]
[October 2005]
[November 2005]
[December 2005]
[January 2006]
[February 2006]
[March 2006]
[April 2006]
[May 2006]
[June 2006]
[July 2006]
[August 2006]
[September 2006]
[October 2006]
[November 2006]

Everything

VERY OLD THINGS
Most of it's quite rubbish in hindsight:

[1996-2001]
[2002-2004]

SITES WE DO!
[Nintendogging]
[Idiot Toys]
[My Animal Crossing]

SITES WE LIKE!
[Spong]
[Eurogamer]
[Kikizo]
[Kotaku even though they steal our news almost every day now]
[Idle Thumbs]
[Insert Credit]
[Wonderland]
[Bizarre Creations]
[Mr Biffo]

THE TRIFORCE!
[The Triforce]

KEITH, ALEKS AND GREG!
[Guardian Games Blog]

JUST CHRIS NOW, AND AN OCCASIONAL CAMEO APPEARANCE FROM US!
[Xbox 360 Magazine]

GRAEME'S SOLO PROJECT!
[AceyBongos]

SITES WE HATE *SO MUCH* THEY DON'T EVEN DESERVE THE DIGNITY OF A FUNCTIONING LINK!
[Penny Arcade]
[Game Girl Advance]
[Total Video Games]
[Gillen]
[B3TA]
[NTSC-UK]

SITES THAT ASKED NICELY FOR A LINK!
[Dark Revolutions]
[Lemmy + Binky]
[Genki Video Games]
[Open Senses]
[Console Mad]
[Persian Gamers]
[CVG Archive]
[Disposable Media]
[NOOOZ]
[Mean Machines Archive]

SUCCESSFULLY GOADED INTO ADDING A LINK BY:
[The RamRaider]

NON-GAMING SITES WE READ BECAUSE WE'RE SO ACHINGLY *LIFESTYLE* AND IN TOUCH WITH YOUTH CULTURE!
[Snackspot]
[Usemycomp.]
[NTK]
[Cybercandy]
[Popjustice]
[Goldenfiddle]
[Rich Herring]

SAY HELLO!
And here's how to email us and a couple of other important things:
[Email]
[Workers]
[About]

FEEDS!
You don't have to actually read the site to read the site:
[Live Journal]
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A 'MYSPACE'!
Just to fit in:
[UKR MySpace]

AC:WW FORUM!
Best game ever:
[Animal Crossing]

STAFF:
It's a hilarious satire on the AmericaniZation of the internet!

CHIEF EXECUTIVE OF OPERATIONS
Brandon Vasquez

MANAGING EDITOR
Jeff Lezuriak

EDITOR IN CHIEF
Kim Kwong Hang

SITE EDITOR
Zach Weinovich

REVIEWS EDITOR
David Flesichmanner

NEWS EDITOR
Zach Bannowski

DESIGN AND CODING
Burdeep Venezuela

ASSISTANT CODING
Jack "Zach" Chang

ADVERTISING
Hannah Hoffenbraun

PRESS AND PR
Jim Hervanack

HUMAN RESOURCES
Zach Dykstra

BYE THEN
Bye then.