YES, WE JUST SAID...
The Christian Game Developers Conference. Luckily for them it doesn't seem to have a web forum. But it does have a Mission Statement:
"Dear Jesus, please let me complete GTA San Andreas without spilling any precious lifeblood"
WHAT TO EXPECT AT CGDC:
Three thousand Jeff Minter lookalikes. Ring tone "Hymn Zone" for the kids. EA spies scoping out if it's a demographic worth buying into. Us doing our OutRun2 sermon. Assorted conversions. Recently unemployed UK developers getting religion. Disc duplication forum -- how to turn one DVD into 5000.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. EA CRICKET: EXCLUSIVE NEW SHOT #4 SEGA MODS UR RIDE, INNIT BLOOD. U GET ME? EA CRICKET: EXCLUSIVE NEW SHOT #3 WORST IDEA OF 2005 SHORTLIST ENTRY #4: EA CRICKET: EXCLUSIVE NEW SHOT #2 THE SIMS ON PSP -- RIGHT ABOUT US EA CRICKET: EXCLUSIVE NEW SHOT #1 WORST IDEA OF 2005 SHORTLIST ENTRY #3:
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.