We've compiled a shortlist of seven potential obsessions -- the one with the most votes gets a ludicrous and obsessive amount of coverage in the run-up to its release.
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(PR people: If you'd like us to fix the results of this vote and coordinate your next online viral marketing capaign for a suprisingly modest fee, get in touch).
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. AN AMAZING PHOTO OF CHERYL TWEEDY! (AND A SLIGHTLY... THIS MONTH'S EDGE MAGAZINE -- WORTH BUYING! FREE TIPS BOOK!Yes, that's right! Free with today'... OTHER THINGS MEN DO TO PASS THE TIME: AN AMAZING PHOTO OF GWEN STEFANI! (AND A JOKE ABOU... HOW EXCITING IS GRAN TURISMO 4 GOING TO BE? FINALLY! AFTER A FOUR YEAR ABSENCE! THE SEX JOKE F... THIS WEEK REALLY IS ESCALATOR UPSKIRT WEEK
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.