"The problem is that Iain Lee has an utter absence of charm" "I have more respect for suicide bombers than I do for the people who are involved with Gamezville... it's all fucking 'Yo mate...' I mean these guys can't even speak fucking English" "I'm appalled by the lack of writing and intelligence in games magazines in general" "I think he's sucking old mens cocks for pennies" "Don't ever ask kids what they think about games. We did that on the first series of GamesMaster. They know nothing"
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. FREE TIPS BOOK!Yes, that's right! Free with today'... OTHER THINGS MEN DO TO PASS THE TIME: AN AMAZING PHOTO OF GWEN STEFANI! (AND A JOKE ABOU... HOW EXCITING IS GRAN TURISMO 4 GOING TO BE? FINALLY! AFTER A FOUR YEAR ABSENCE! THE SEX JOKE F... THIS WEEK REALLY IS ESCALATOR UPSKIRT WEEK BUMPER WEEK FOR MICROSOFT AS JAPANESE XBOX SALES R... SONIC MAKES HAPPY MEALS HAPPIER! THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.