Look. It's Mario dancing in Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix:
Look. The lead character of Zelda Twilight Princess looks a bit different than before.
Look. It's the same thing in another different case.
Abysmal. Nintendo sucks these days :(
E3 RUNNING TOTAL: -10
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. E3 STARTING TO GET ANNOYING NOW. PLAYSTATION 3 SPEC -- LIE WATCH! UK GOVERNMENT -- PLAYING FOR RESPECK E3 SAVED: PS3 CONTROLLER PIC "LOOKS STUPID" :) E3 DISASTER: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS NOT "A JOKE" :... E3 SAVED: PS2 RESIDENT EVIL 4 LOOKS RUBBISH :) E3 SAVED: VIEWTIFUL JOE VFX BATTLE FOR PSP ANNOUNC... E3 DISASTER: FINAL FIGHT "STREETWISE" ANNOUNCED :(...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.