03:45am. The housemates have each consumed nine cans of Special Brew and three cubic yards of cider, and yet they are still finding it hard to think of something that is (a) funny, and (b) in some way related to video games. After proposing to compare Gamecube with something really small for the fourth time, Ian is held down on his bed with a towel and beaten with socks containing bars of soap by the remaining housemates. It's UK Resistance. We haven't given up. In fact, we're only doing this to annoy those that wish we would. |
Gamers Against
3DO! "For too long now we have had to endure sub-par products from the 3DO corporation, which insists on soiling the reputations of both players and games machines" said a UKR spokesman, just like people always do in these kinds of shit fabricated press release news items that ramble on and on and on and on and on before actually making any kind of point. Now we say NO! NO to 3DO! NO to Trip Hawkins! NO to brand extensions of the Might & Magic series, and NO! to any further events taking place in the World Destruction League. NOTES: |
3DO in fan site
desperation plea |
PICTURES
WE JUST FOUND ON THE INTERNET, CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO DO WITH, BUT
REALLY WANT TO PUT UP ANYWAY: See
how the dog is leaning slightly to its right, as if ashamed |
Good news/bad
news conundrum The bad news: She's in London to film Tomb Raider 2, which puts us off her about as much as finding out she's harbouring a secret cock in her knickers. Available, but soiled. *For a Jobcentre |
Good publicity/bad
publicity conundrum It needs no speech bubble. The imagination throws up so many possibilities. |
CHART ANALYSIS! |
Fun with the Fujitsu-Siemens
promotional photo archive! |
Employee of the
Week This week's employee sits alone in a cafe, pondering issues. |
Other things that
aren't funny any more. #2 The prospect of war in Asia |
UNSPEAKABLY SHIT PHOTOSHOP JOKE OF THE WEEK FOR YOU TO EMAIL ROUND ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS LIKE YOU'RE SOME BIG FUCKING COMEDY GENIUS WHO ALWAYS FINDS EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET FIRST:
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Frozen
in time! *WARNING: Contains MIDI background music (Goldeneye). |
As-yet
unproven claims by Michael Moore
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Shit things about
the internet. #2: Arguments |
Game Talk! John: I might
get one. UK Resistance -- The LIFESTYLE web site! |
Richard Jacques
update Rich then emailed us back, again in a light-hearted fashion, saying it was OK and he was glad the site was back up again. There has been no further contact since. |
SUBmissions/DOMain
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Your task for the
next two weeks... Show your disrespect for authority by continually arriving ten minutes late for everything and never even offering a vague excuse or apology. |
UK Resistance. Pondering the purchase of both Xbox and Gamecube.