Captain Jax:
*Stares into the middle-distance*
Commander Zorg: Hi there!
Captain Jax: *Stares into the middle-distance*
Commander Zorg: Oi!
Captain Jax: Oh sorry, I was miles away.
Commander Zorg: Something on your mind?
Captain Jax: No...
Commander Zorg: Are you sure?
Captain
Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Well... I'm approaching my 1500th birthday, I work
in a rubbish job, I've never formed a meaningful relationship with a
female, there's a dull ache in my middle testicle which is probably
cancer and since I've had back ache for the last week that means the
cancer has probably spread to my bones and I'm going to die. Plus, I
was looking in the bathroom mirror this morning and it looks like I'm
starting to lose my feathers. And... no one likes me and I JUST DON'T
KNOW WHY.
