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Captain Jax: There's only one thing more soul-destroying than internet chat rooms... Commander Zorg: What? Captain Jax: ... Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: ... Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: I can't remember. Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: ... Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: Anyway, I've been cybersexing with this really hot 16-year-old girl from planet Epsilox 12! Commander Zorg: 16? That's sick. You should be ashamed of yourself. Captain Jax: ... Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: No, it's okay! Because she said their planet revolves around their sun quicker! So in fact she's more like 23 in our years! Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: ... Commander Zorg: No, that makes her about 9. Captain Jax: ... Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: Do Epsilon 12-ians mature faster than us? Commander Zorg: Nope.
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