Commander Zorg: This is Miss Jackson, she's come to look at the house. Show her around.
Captain Jax: Okay!
Captain Jax: This is the kitchen...
Miss Jackson: Mmm, nice.
Captain Jax: This is the bathroom...
Miss Jackson: Ooh, lovely colours!
Captain Jax: And THIS... is the bedroom!
Miss Jackson: ...
Captain Jax: Where all the ACTION takes place!
Miss Jackson: ...
Captain Jax: ...
Miss Jackson: What do you mean by that?
Captain Jax: ...
Miss Jackson: ...
Captain Jax: It's where I come to masturbate alone while watching hardcore pornography.

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