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Captain Jax: What is the right amount of time to wait before phoning a girl who's given you her number? Commander Zorg: That depends. When did you last speak to her? Captain Jax: Nine years ago. Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: ... Commander Zorg: Nine years ago? Captain Jax: Yes, but it's okay. I've been thinking about her every day since. I've written a huge list of things I can talk to her about when I do eventually phone her, plus I have prepared some amusing anecdotes to relate about my everyday life, just in case we run out of things to say to each other. Plus, I have listed all of the funny things that I said nine years ago, so I can read them back to her and remind her of how amusing I was and how much fun we used to have together. I'm sure she likes me. Commander Zorg: ... Captain Jax: So should I call her then? Commander Zorg: Um, no, I think you should wait another couple of years, mate. Captain Jax: Do you think?
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