Captain Jax: Computer... this feeling in my stomach... is it because I'm hungry or is it because I feel sick?
Computer: INSUFFICIENT DATA
Captain Jax: In that case you leave me with no option - Computer! One extra-large fry up, please, and prepare for emergency teleport to the toilet on my signal.

If you ever meet Mark Maz, be sure to ask him to tell his Kelly Brook anecdote

Last week's star

HOME!