Spears, Aguilera, Piper, and whoever the fuck all you new ones are that we can't even be bothered to find out the fucking names of - YOU WOULD NOT EXIST WERE IT NOT FOR KYLIE. Take your little trainer bras and your pink trousers and fuck off out of our music charts. Kylie is legend, do not even try to compete.
She has a new single out soon. Kylie is back! Yes! Fucking YES!
Last week's star