They started off looking like girls who work in petrol stations because they were too busy skiving off school and shoplifting to pass any exams. Now, thanks to society's demands that all famous women must be skinny and glamorous, they look like the kind of girls that work in posh restaurants and have an A-Level in psychology. It's a great new "sexy image"!!

New, improved, ladylike B*witched - now with tits and everything

And Billie has a new single out too - lecherous pop fans have never had it so good.

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