Commander Zorg: That new alien receptionist is gorgeous!
Captain Jax: Yes, those eight ears of hers must really come in handy when the phones get busy.
Commander Zorg: Did you see her chest? She seems to have four breasts, maybe six or even eight.

Lisa Boyle. Yes she is rather

Commander Zorg: No, you ask her.
Captain Jax: I'm not asking her!

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