Commander Zorg: Captain, report to the bridge! There's a massive gravatational field appearing on the scanner!
Captain Jax: My God... it's huge. What can be causing such a distortion?
Commander Zorg: Computer... analyse anomaly in sector 7G. What's causing it?
Computer: ANOMALY IS CAUSED BY A LARGE UNSTABLE STAR SYSTEM
Commander Zorg: An unstable system, you say? Well, they should try running a Unix or Linux environment instead of Windows '98!
Dave the IT man: Ha ha ha! Yeah, nice one!
Captain Jax: What?
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