Captain Jax: Have you heard of a human female called Mariah Carey?
Commander Zorg: Ah yes. She achieved fame and success by projecting an extremely strong sexual image through her songs and videos, suggesting to men that she was attainable and willing. Of course she was not, but the image she created, when coupled with her outwardly innocent and coy persona, managed to create a powerful aura of sexuality which both men and women were keen to buy into.

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Captain Jax: Those tits must have helped her quite a bit too.
Commander Zorg: They were a contributing factor.
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: I want to spunk on her hair.

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